Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
愛你的鄰居，不過不要被抓包。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個人都該要結婚，因為快樂並不是生命的全部。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會導致意外。車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網。它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。